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  • akeki said:
    Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here?

    No? Then we still have a problem.

    (Soldier:) and a knife.

    (Scout:) ooh hoo hoo! big problem! i've killed plenty of spies. they're dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags. like you! (nicks his finger on the knife) ow. no offence.

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  • dylanaildon_no_2 said:
    (Soldier:) and a knife.

    (Scout:) ooh hoo hoo! big problem! i've killed plenty of spies. they're dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags. like you! (nicks his finger on the knife) ow. no offence.

    I assure you

    dylanaildon_no_2 said:
    (Soldier:) and a knife.

    (Scout:) ooh hoo hoo! big problem! i've killed plenty of spies. they're dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags. like you! (nicks his finger on the knife) ow. no offence.

    "If you managed to kill them I assure you, they were not like me...
    And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building"
    - Spy

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  • "If you managed to kill them I assure you, they were not like me...
    And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building"
    - Spy

    What are you, president of his fan club?

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  • cgirl1111 said:
    No… That would be your mother!

    *throws photos on the table

    Scout: *gasping a lot but speechless*

    Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us, so listen up boy.
    Or the pornographies starting your mother will be the second worst
    thing, that has happened to you today.

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  • potatopug493 said:
    Fake, scout gets absolutely no pussy. The only mercs that even have a chance are Medic and Demoman and maybe Sniper

    Have you forgotten that it is cannon that Heavy's sister fucked Soldier?
    In fact, she was at first gonna try forcing Scout but he talked too much and Soldier was already naked from fighting a Grizzly Bear while covered in honey.

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  • shapie said:
    Scout: *gasping a lot but speechless*

    Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us, so listen up boy.
    Or the pornographies starting your mother will be the second worst
    thing, that has happened to you today.

    Soldier: oooh!

    Scout: Give me that!

    Spy: *lights cigarette, exhaling breath* the spy has already breached our defenses

    red spy: *footsteps echoing down hallway, suspenseful shot of him sprinting*

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  • katkaine said:
    Soldier: oooh!

    Scout: Give me that!

    Spy: *lights cigarette, exhaling breath* the spy has already breached our defenses

    red spy: *footsteps echoing down hallway, suspenseful shot of him sprinting*

    Blue spy: “The spy has already breached our defenses.”

    *menacing piano plays as we watch the red spy in action*

    *zap*

    Engineer: “Sentry down!”

    *bang*

    *another bang into transition*

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  • cgirl1111 said:
    Blue spy: “The spy has already breached our defenses.”

    *menacing piano plays as we watch the red spy in action*

    *zap*

    Engineer: “Sentry down!”

    *bang*

    *another bang into transition*

    "Just look at what he has done to our colleagues!"

    *Bang transition*

    *Blue sniper pulls his kukri on Red Spy*

    *A brief knife fight ensues*

    *Sniper's cheek gets sliced*

    *Red spy backstabs him, leaving him to stumble out of his tower and fall to his death.*

    *Bang transition*

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