Look. I'm gonna be completely honest. I have an insatiable lust for SCP-1471. Cryptids are already a weakness for me but Mal0 gives me a burn in the loins that cannot be extinguished. I see that skulldog face and those childbearing hips, those tantalizing pillowy-soft Euclid milkers and I inmediatly pop a boner, the hardness of which can't even be measured on the Mohs scale. If it trully existed as an app i would absolutely download it without a second thought. I would brick my phone for the chance of my pelvis getting turned to a fine powder from her milking me dry like Todd Howard milks Skyrim re-releases. Nothing can Secure, Contain, or Protect her from my ravenous need to breed. Call all the mobile Task Forces you want, she's still getting this Class D in her cryptid coochie.